New: Fall lineup, 6 flavors of discourse
GenderFluids™
Hydration for the Discourse™
Funny tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers from the hydration brand nobody asked for. We joke about the discourse, never about people.
Printed on demandShips in 2–7 business days10% off your first sip
Original Fluid💧Hot Take Punch💧Both Sides Lemonade💧Therapy-Speak Tea💧Comment Section Cola💧Hydration for the Discourse™💧Shake before posting💧Original Fluid💧Hot Take Punch💧Both Sides Lemonade💧Therapy-Speak Tea💧Comment Section Cola💧Hydration for the Discourse™💧Shake before posting💧
Featured
Fresh off the bottling line
Sixteen founder-approved launch designs on tees, hoodies, mugs, stickers and totes. See everything →
100% Premium Gender FluidTees $29 · Stickers $5
Fluids Topped OffTees $29 · Stickers $5
My Gender Is Lava LampTees $29 · Stickers $5
Stay Hydrated, Stay FluidTees $29 · Stickers $5
Fluid in All Things, Except My Coffee OrderTees $29 · Stickers $5
It’s Called ScienceTees $29 · Stickers $5
Fresh Fluid Milk BottleTees $29 · Stickers $5
Full-Service Gas PumpTees $29 · Stickers $5
Ice-Cold Bottle CapTees $29 · Stickers $5
Madame Maybe's TonicTees $29 · Stickers $5
Extra Fluid CanTees $29 · Stickers $5
Discourse CoolantTees $29 · Stickers $5
Mix-Your-Own NogTees $29 · Stickers $5
New Year, New PronounsTees $29 · Stickers $5
Contents May ShiftTees $29 · Stickers $5
He/She/It's Fresh DailyTees $29 · Stickers $5Shop by vibe
Pick your flavor
Each collection is a fake sports-drink flavor. The colors are a quiet nod to where the name came from.
💧 Printed on demandMade when you order, so no warehouse full of hot takes.
📏 We have a lineJokes about trends and jargon, never identities. Read it.
🛠️ Misprint? We fix itDamaged or misprinted items are reprinted or refunded.
One founderA tiny comedy brand, not a corporation pretending to be one. (OK, a little bit pretending.)